Heller of a Decision

I’m at work and have gobs of stuff to do before and during the weekend.

However, it would be almost criminal if I did not post a note in celebration of the decision handed down by the Supreme Court of the United States on Heller vs. District of Columbia (this morning around 10:15 AM EST).

There are portions of the majority opinion with which I take serious issue, but this case is a critical first step towards rolling back the numerous 2nd Amendment rights violations of the past 70 years.

More later…

Shades of 1936

Headline: China Builds Secret Nuclear Submarine Base

So there is an emerging military super-power hosting the summer Olympics amid protests of its human rights record.

Where have we seen that before?

Huh?

“[Rev. Wright] was never my spiritual adviser, he was never my spiritual mentor — he was my pastor.”
– B.H. Obama

Well that explains everything.

Yummy Winner

The winner of the Democratic primary is always the candidate who does the best impersonation of an American.

But then, after all their hard work making believe they’re into NASCAR and God, some Democrat invariably slips and lets us know it’s all a big fake-out. They’re like a gay guy trying to act straight who accidentally refers to Brad Pitt as “yummy!”

– Ann Coulter

Nietzsche Free Zone

Will The Real Obama Please Stand

“… like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. So it’s not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”
- Barack Hussein Obama

Where does one begin? Wow!

First, I don’t want the federal government trying to “regenerate” my community. They make an absolute mess, so stay out of my back yard!

But most egregious, the condescension is breathtaking and in the Jesse Ventura “weak minded” mold. Mr. Obama, you clearly have no appreciation for the treasures of the 2nd Amendment and Christian tradition of our United States. Projecting fictitious frustration is bad enough, but ascribing the “bitter” label to explain away beliefs you can’t begin to understand is the height of hubris.

For you, Mr. Obama, to criticize anyone of “antipathy to people who aren’t like them” or for being anti-trade is akin to the Catholic church lecturing on morality - unadulterated hypocrisy.

Be Sure

Photo by Oleg Volk

That’s not a dog…

If your canis lupus familiaris weighs less than 30 lbs, that’s not a dog.
That’s an upholstered rat.

If you are able to give proper care and attention to a dog, get one.
A real one.
Your home security needs one.
Your family needs one.
Your lives could depend on it.

American, a Brit and an Israeli…

…are out on safari.

They are captured by cannibals who start getting the cooking pots ready.
The cannibal chief tells the hunters they can have one last wish.

“What’s your last request?” he asks the American.
“I’d like a steak,” he replies.
So the cannibals kill a zebra and serve the American his steak.

“What do you want?” the cannibal chief asks the Brit.
“I’d like to have a smoke on my pipe,” which they let him do.

Then the chief asks the Israeli: “What’s your last wish?”
“I want you to kick my rear end.”
“Be serious,” says the top cannibal.
“C’mon, you promised,” says the Israeli.
“Oh, all right,” says the chief, who delivers the requested kick.

Whereupon, the Israeli pulls out a gun, shoots the chief and a few other cannibals while the rest run away.

The American and Brit are furious.
“Why didn’t you do that in the first place, so we wouldn’t have had to go through all this?” they demand.

Replies the Israeli: “What? Are you mad? The UN would have condemned me as the aggressor!”

Clinton Admits She is Seldom Wrong

“Last week for the first time in 12 years or so, I misspoke.”
– Hillary Clinton

Wow! That’s an incredibly low error rate. We should make her President.

Recalling a visit to Bosnia in 1996, she claimed several times earlier in the campaign to have arrived under sniper fire. Of course, this never happened and in a later retraction, she said she “misspoke.”

Wow! That’s an incredibly big “misspoke.” What if someone calls at 3 in the morning and she “misspeaks”? We should make her shut up.

(read all about it here)